i want a boyfriend so i can take a picture of his hand on my thigh and upload it on tumblr
My mom was like “you’re just Ike your father” and I was like um and this big ass forehead? I did not get that from dad
And she took a sip from her ice t and leaned in and looked me dead in the eyes and said “the bigger the forehead the fatter the pussy”
Shut up apparently it’s a Dominican belief
Easy A is too funny to cope
This film is the best omg
Every time she says she has a complete lack of allure I laugh and then cry because Emma Stone.