Eating pussy is 30% basic skill and 70% paying the fuck attention.
shaythegayone (via guitarsandcontrabandx)

(Source: i-cant-believe-its-not-chicken)

hearturs:

i want a boyfriend so i can take a picture of his hand on my thigh and upload it on tumblr

cumprise:

dipsetflag:

cumprise:

My mom was like “you’re just Ike your father” and I was like um and this big ass forehead? I did not get that from dad
And she took a sip from her ice t and leaned in and looked me dead in the eyes and said “the bigger the forehead the fatter the pussy”

#BRONXMOMSAYINS

Shut up apparently it’s a Dominican belief


iwillhalloweenyou:

illusionsarearoundme:

adamagedgood:

Easy A is too funny to cope

This film is the best omg

Every time she says she has a complete lack of allure I laugh and then cry because Emma Stone.

(Source: dipshitdiablo)